Pens in Sarcasm

BEST MOM EVER BE YOURSELF SOMEWHERE ELSE CHAOS COORDINATOR CAPTAIN HANDY DON'T TOUCH ME PEASANT HAVE A NICE DAY SOMEWHERE ELSE HELL TO THE NAH HUSH YOUR MOUTH I LOVE THAT FOR YOU I'M VERY BUSY AND IMPORTANT MOSTLY DEAD SLIGHTLY ALIVE NO TOUCHY Steal this and I KILL YOU SUPER-DAD THIS MEETING COULD HAVE BEEN AND EMAIL YOU'RE MY FAVORITE HUSBAND YOU'RE TOO CLOSE SUGAR DADDY I DON'T BELONG TO YOU